Scott’s life is best told through lists… especially since his alterego has a gift for the long and winded (otherwise known as long-winded).
1. He likes wrestling–the only sport he fully understands.
2. He likes eating–more than what life requires.
3. He likes sleeping–only because it’s a luxury now.
4. He likes men–particularly one that’s associated with large butterflies.
5. He likes singing–but only in the shower.