Sorry for always laughing at you even when you’re serious. You’re always so serious that it’s hard to tell.
Sorry for getting annoyed when you tripped after I told you not to climb the hedge with a pile of GUIDONs. You really should have listened though.
Sorry for the bruises on your arm. Those are caused by a bad mix of lurve, gigil, and fat.
Sorry for bugging you every time you’re doing schoolwork. But it’s not my fault you’re such a nerd. :p
Sorry for making you eat all my leftovers. You’re such a willing food disposal.
Sorry for not listening to you. I keep telling you that your voice is really really too soft for anyone to hear.
Sorry that your mistress is not very attractive. THAT is really not my fault.
Sorry for being so random all the time. Although you still win the moody game.
Sorry for stealing your photo and not returning it the same way. I didn’t ask minime to rip it in half.
Sorry for slipping ice cubes in your shirt. Hahaha. I think we made a mess.
Sorry for never wanting you to do things for me. Hahaha. C’est la vie.
Sorry for always feeding you with needless gossip, even when your mind is clouded with finance. Hey, it’s called escapism.
Sorry for the little things. You know what I mean.
Phew, that’s a lot of sorries. Hope we never run out. ❤